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Sunday, May 25, 2008

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Cotton Hill tribute

So Long Cotton Hill

I just hate when a tv show kills off one of my favorite characters. I just recently found out that Cotton Hill will no longer be on King of the Hill. Cotton was Hank's dad; a WWII vet who claimed to had killed 50 Nazis or 50 Tojos depending on the story. He had his shins blown off by the Japs. He was married to a lady who was his son's age and he named their kid G.H. Which stood for Good Hank. If you watch the show then you will know what a funny character he was. If not, start watching and by the dvd's. RIP Cotton!
http://www.hankhillquotes.com/quotes/Cotton-Hill/
Hank's cantankerous father, who lost his shins in WWII.
I killed fity men in WW2
I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
(After Hank tells Cotton dinner isn't ready yet because it's only 3 in the afternoon.)I can't eat excuses!
That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!
(After finding out Hank wears a synthetic behind)Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!
Hey missy! How 'bout some sammiches?!
Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.