Sunday, May 25, 2008
So Long Cotton Hill
I just hate when a tv show kills off one of my favorite characters. I just recently found out that Cotton Hill will no longer be on King of the Hill. Cotton was Hank's dad; a WWII vet who claimed to had killed 50 Nazis or 50 Tojos depending on the story. He had his shins blown off by the Japs. He was married to a lady who was his son's age and he named their kid G.H. Which stood for Good Hank. If you watch the show then you will know what a funny character he was. If not, start watching and by the dvd's. RIP Cotton!
http://www.hankhillquotes.com/quotes/Cotton-Hill/
Hank's cantankerous father, who lost his shins in WWII.
I killed fity men in WW2
I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
(After Hank tells Cotton dinner isn't ready yet because it's only 3 in the afternoon.)I can't eat excuses!
That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!
(After finding out Hank wears a synthetic behind)Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!
Hey missy! How 'bout some sammiches?!
Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.
http://www.hankhillquotes.com/quotes/Cotton-Hill/
Hank's cantankerous father, who lost his shins in WWII.
I killed fity men in WW2
I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan-Man's machine gun, so don't come cryin' to me with your problems!
Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
(After Hank tells Cotton dinner isn't ready yet because it's only 3 in the afternoon.)I can't eat excuses!
That's a good one, Hank's Wife. A woman fixing a car, that's like a pig trying to read!
(After finding out Hank wears a synthetic behind)Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!
Hey missy! How 'bout some sammiches?!
Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the wax museum again and give the finger to FDR.
Hey Hank's Wife, if you have an opinion to share, why don't you go in the kitchen and put it in a bunt cake.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
It's A Tumor!
No surprise that one of the worst politicians in history has a bomb ticking inside his noodle. Probably started to grow the second he left Mary Jo alive in the pond. Maybe this illness will give Teddy time to reflect on all of the evil he has done over the years. I hope he does. Here are some of the low points of his craptacular career. Sorry for your illness Teddy, but don't let the door hit you in the can on the way out.
http://michaelsavage.wnd.com/?pageId=487
The Real Kennedy Record
Ted Kennedy was a strong supporter of the 1965 Hart-Celler Act — signed into law by President Lyndon B. Johnson — which dramatically changed US immigration policy. This legislation replaced the Immigration Act of 1924, which favored immigrants from northern and western Europe. Proponents of the 1965 bill argued that immigration laws and quotas were discriminatory, and that American immigration policy should accept people not on the basis of their nationality.
Ted Kennedy has been a staunch supporter of gun control initiatives. In 2006 he was one of the 16 senators who voted against the Vitter Amendment, which prohibited the confiscation of legally-possessed firearms during a disaster.
Ted Kennedy has …opposed additional Alaska oil drilling. However, he opposes the Cape Wind wind turbine project which would occur near his home.
Kennedy is one of only five senators who have publicly announced support for same-sex marriage.
He voted against the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act. Wikipedia.com
In 2004, Senator Kennedy cosponsored a bipartisan amendment to strengthen the ability of federal, state, and local governments to investigate and prosecute hate crimes.
Senator Kennedy introduced legislation to prohibit employment discrimination based on sexual orientation.
To help in the fight against AIDS, Senator Kennedy cosponsored an amendment to provide additional funding for prevention and treatment activities in Africa. TedKennedy.com
Voted NO on recommending constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)
Voted NO on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
Voted YES on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
Voted YES on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on setting aside 10% of highway funds for minorities & women. (Mar 1998)
Voted YES on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)
Voted NO on Amendment to prohibit flag burning. (Dec 1995)
Voted NO on banning affirmative action hiring with federal funds. (Jul 1995)
Voted NO on declaring English the official language of the US government. (Jun 2007)
Voted YES on allowing illegals to participate in Social Security.(May 2006) ontheissues.org
http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Kennedy.htm
Voted YES on enlarging NATO to include Eastern Europe. (May 2002)
Voted YES on killing a bill for trade sanctions if China sells weapons. (Sep 2000)
Voted NO on cap foreign aid at only $12.7 billion. (Oct 1999)
Voted YES on limiting the President's power to impose economic sanctions. (Jul 1998)
Voted NO on limiting NATO expansion to only Poland, Hungary & Czech. (Apr 1998)
Voted YES on $17.9 billion to IMF. (Mar 1998)
Voted NO on Strengthening of the trade embargo against Cuba. (Mar 1996)
Voted YES on ending Vietnam embargo. (Jan 1994)
Voted YES on preserving habeus corpus for Guantanamo detainees. (Sep 2006)
Voted NO on confirming Samuel Alito as Supreme Court Justice. (Jan 2006)
Voted NO on confirming John Roberts for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (Sep 2005)
Voted NO on declaring English as the official language of the US government. (Jun 2007)
http://michaelsavage.wnd.com/?pageId=487
The Real Kennedy Record
Ted Kennedy was a strong supporter of the 1965 Hart-Celler Act — signed into law by President Lyndon B. Johnson — which dramatically changed US immigration policy. This legislation replaced the Immigration Act of 1924, which favored immigrants from northern and western Europe. Proponents of the 1965 bill argued that immigration laws and quotas were discriminatory, and that American immigration policy should accept people not on the basis of their nationality.
Ted Kennedy has been a staunch supporter of gun control initiatives. In 2006 he was one of the 16 senators who voted against the Vitter Amendment, which prohibited the confiscation of legally-possessed firearms during a disaster.
Ted Kennedy has …opposed additional Alaska oil drilling. However, he opposes the Cape Wind wind turbine project which would occur near his home.
Kennedy is one of only five senators who have publicly announced support for same-sex marriage.
He voted against the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act. Wikipedia.com
In 2004, Senator Kennedy cosponsored a bipartisan amendment to strengthen the ability of federal, state, and local governments to investigate and prosecute hate crimes.
Senator Kennedy introduced legislation to prohibit employment discrimination based on sexual orientation.
To help in the fight against AIDS, Senator Kennedy cosponsored an amendment to provide additional funding for prevention and treatment activities in Africa. TedKennedy.com
Voted NO on recommending constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)
Voted NO on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)
Voted YES on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)
Voted YES on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)
Voted YES on setting aside 10% of highway funds for minorities & women. (Mar 1998)
Voted YES on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)
Voted NO on Amendment to prohibit flag burning. (Dec 1995)
Voted NO on banning affirmative action hiring with federal funds. (Jul 1995)
Voted NO on declaring English the official language of the US government. (Jun 2007)
Voted YES on allowing illegals to participate in Social Security.(May 2006) ontheissues.org
http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Kennedy.htm
Voted YES on enlarging NATO to include Eastern Europe. (May 2002)
Voted YES on killing a bill for trade sanctions if China sells weapons. (Sep 2000)
Voted NO on cap foreign aid at only $12.7 billion. (Oct 1999)
Voted YES on limiting the President's power to impose economic sanctions. (Jul 1998)
Voted NO on limiting NATO expansion to only Poland, Hungary & Czech. (Apr 1998)
Voted YES on $17.9 billion to IMF. (Mar 1998)
Voted NO on Strengthening of the trade embargo against Cuba. (Mar 1996)
Voted YES on ending Vietnam embargo. (Jan 1994)
Voted YES on preserving habeus corpus for Guantanamo detainees. (Sep 2006)
Voted NO on confirming Samuel Alito as Supreme Court Justice. (Jan 2006)
Voted NO on confirming John Roberts for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (Sep 2005)
Voted NO on declaring English as the official language of the US government. (Jun 2007)
The Common Sense Campaign
If I were to run for president my first soap box speech would go something like this. "When I am elected president I will allow American drilling companies access to explore, drill and transport the crude to American refineries. The timeline for drilling and shipping the crude to the refineries will be 1 year. The refineries have 1 year to be ready to handle the incoming crude. A one time payment of 20 million dollars for each company that is ready at this date. All oil produced will be for American consumption only for 10 years. The price will be set ahead of time and will cover all business cost plus 5% profit margin for 10years. All companies involved will be exempted from federal state and local taxes for life. After 10 years there will be one law: 80% of the crude stays inside our borders for our use. 20% can be sold on the open market. The domestic price will adhere to the cost/profit margin.
A similar plan will be set up for the nuke power companies. Thank you my fellow Americans and God Bless
A similar plan will be set up for the nuke power companies. Thank you my fellow Americans and God Bless
Monday, April 28, 2008
George Jones- He stopped loving her today.
My pop's favorite singer....one of mine also and probably the greatest sad country song ever written.
I AM BACK!
I have taken a few months off from the Boot. I don't know exactly why but political frustration is one reason. Out of three hundred thousand people in our great country and the two major parties are giving us a black racist, a lady socialist and a throw back democrat. My top choice is Alan Keyes but he ain't your so called typical black politician. That is because he is a decent intelligent man who could help solve many of our problems. Just go to alankeyes.com and check him out.
Monday, February 11, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Michael Peroutka
This guy is a conservative stud except for his stance on the feds and illegal drug enforcement. But if he was elected I would give him that bone! He is the Constitution Party nominee for president. If Alan Keyes does not run as an independant I think I have found my choice. I may even join the party....I will research it first though.
Moratorium on immigration--expel all illegal aliens. (Mar 2004)
Really secure our borders. (Jan 2004)
Health care is not a federal responsibility. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Mandatory Social Security is unconstitutional. (Mar 2004)End war on drugs-replace with border security. (Mar 2004)
Peroutka/Baldwin platform: God, Family, Republic. (Aug 2004)
Government's purpose is to secure God-given rights. (Mar 2004)
Moratorium on immigration--expel all illegal aliens. (Mar 2004)
Really secure our borders. (Jan 2004)
Health care is not a federal responsibility. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Opposes NAFTA, GATT, and the WTO. (Apr 2004)
Human rights records restrict trade, but not labor issues. (Apr 2004)
Mandatory Social Security is unconstitutional. (Mar 2004)End war on drugs-replace with border security. (Mar 2004)
Peroutka/Baldwin platform: God, Family, Republic. (Aug 2004)
Government's purpose is to secure God-given rights. (Mar 2004)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
F.D. Bush
Give me a break...Franklin D. Bush says that Americans need to be trusted with their own money. Good, give me my SS now. But of course, he does not really believe that. Between his health care, Pell Grants and billions for Africa. He is showing that he is a true socialist/globalist. Woodrow Wilson and FDR would be proud. The only things he does well is select judges, protect the unborn, kill radical muslims and tax breaks for all. He has split the Republican party into true conservatives- and imposter conservatives; which he and his pop are charter members.
How about securing our borders and tapping our own natural resources? Throw in some nuke plants too!
How about securing our borders and tapping our own natural resources? Throw in some nuke plants too!
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Subject: Man Questionnaire
Ask yourself:Am I Gay?1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like adog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat... ' Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to beframed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's worldis his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight manwill never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or fourdifferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might aswell be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick outchartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you canname ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dyingto tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold hisbeer, or scratch his balls.
8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email listbecause you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like adog, but gay-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat... ' Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to beframed, you're so gay.
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any suchnonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet,or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in aparking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's worldis his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight manwill never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or fourdifferent types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might aswell be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick outchartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you canname ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dyingto tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold hisbeer, or scratch his balls.
8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email listbecause you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Christmas Golfing At Your Own Risk!
Well I thought I had a swell Christmas Day plan.....Walk on to one of the city's golf course and enjoy the holiday slappan'n whitey around. My version of a White Christmas. Yeah, mine and 200 of my closest pals! There were people crawling around all three courses. Walking on to whatever hole and ripping away. I tried Muni, Dryden and Creekside in order and all I can say is..."City of Motown open up next year!" You are missing out on some big revenue. Heck, I will get a crew together and split the day's receipts 70/30 with you.
I threw in the towel and went to River Oaks and hit some range balls and worked on the putting stroke. There were more than a few golfers out. I guess that is the difference between the public and private business sectors.
I threw in the towel and went to River Oaks and hit some range balls and worked on the putting stroke. There were more than a few golfers out. I guess that is the difference between the public and private business sectors.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
CAIR Will Care
CAIR is nothing more than a fund raising tool for radical Muslims, is being taken to court by Michael Savage. His lawyer; Daniel Horowitz, a devout liberal who understands the importance of free speech for all. CAIR has not been held accountable for their actions, their goal is to create a Muslim America and to funnel money around the world to other Muslims who want to convert all to Islam, either by choice or by force. Go get em' brother Mike!
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article58970.html
The focal point of the lawsuit is a series of audio clips CAIR has been using in its promotions and fundraising efforts.
Those comments from Savage's show include his criticisms of Islam and Muslims, including:
"I'm not gonna put my wife in a hijab. And I'm not gonna put my daughter in a burqa. And I'm not getting' on my all-fours and braying to Mecca. And you could drop dead if you don't like it. You can shove it up your pipe. I don't wanna hear any more about Islam. I don't wanna hear one more word about Islam. Take your religion and shove it up your behind. I'm sick of you."
But the lawsuit maintains such comments, taken in context, are Savage's verbal expression of the feelings of many Americans.....
"The audience of 'The Savage Nation' expects this type of from-the-heart outrage and when it is directed at a murderer such as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his ilk, the piece is far more understandable and far more American mainstream. While the strength of the outrage is remarkable and a hallmark of 'The Savage Nation,' the sentiment is shared by a huge number of Americans," the lawsuit said.
"The copyright material properly viewed is a scream of outrage on behalf of the American public against beheadings, hangings of homosexuals, mutilation of women, the torture of rape victims and the thought that CAIR and other groups are trying to import these atrocities into American life," the lawsuit said.
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.- General George Patton Jr
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/staticarticles/article58970.html
The focal point of the lawsuit is a series of audio clips CAIR has been using in its promotions and fundraising efforts.
Those comments from Savage's show include his criticisms of Islam and Muslims, including:
"I'm not gonna put my wife in a hijab. And I'm not gonna put my daughter in a burqa. And I'm not getting' on my all-fours and braying to Mecca. And you could drop dead if you don't like it. You can shove it up your pipe. I don't wanna hear any more about Islam. I don't wanna hear one more word about Islam. Take your religion and shove it up your behind. I'm sick of you."
But the lawsuit maintains such comments, taken in context, are Savage's verbal expression of the feelings of many Americans.....
"The audience of 'The Savage Nation' expects this type of from-the-heart outrage and when it is directed at a murderer such as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his ilk, the piece is far more understandable and far more American mainstream. While the strength of the outrage is remarkable and a hallmark of 'The Savage Nation,' the sentiment is shared by a huge number of Americans," the lawsuit said.
"The copyright material properly viewed is a scream of outrage on behalf of the American public against beheadings, hangings of homosexuals, mutilation of women, the torture of rape victims and the thought that CAIR and other groups are trying to import these atrocities into American life," the lawsuit said.
May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.- General George Patton Jr
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